1. Non Offensive Golf Jokes
A guy on vacation finishes his round, goes into the clubhouse.
The head pro says, “did you have a good time out there?â€
The man......
VIC RAMNARINE (May 16,2021)
After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th.
He looked at his caddie and said,......
VIC RAMNARINE (May 16,2021)
Golf Handicaps
A businessman was attending a conference in Africa . He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf and was directed to a......
Denis LePage (Nov 21,2012)
A woman was playing golf alone at the Mississauga Golf & Country Club when she took a big swing, slipped and fell.
The party waiting behind her......
Denis LePage (Sep 4,2012)
Dear Diary
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was......
Denis LePage (May 12,2012)
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles......
Denis LePage (May 12,2012)
What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes?
You have the honour and hit......
Denis LePage (Apr 3,2012)
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf ! You hit......
Denis LePage (Apr 3,2012)
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my......
Joe Golfer (Mar 27,2012)
Would You Marry Again?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
at him and asks the question....
WIFE:......
Joe Golfer (Feb 25,2012)